An Alligator’s Gym Tweets, Ranked
15.
Gonna start putting up inspirational tweets from the gym to inspire rich yoga housewives and to remind my coworkers I'm not working.
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) April 3, 2013
14.
According to Yelp there's not one decent gym in Fort Greene, Clinton Hill, or Bed-Stuy, is this correct
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) June 16, 2013
13.
Don't take workout advice from Jonah Goldberg, and don't take political theory from Crossfit.
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) October 15, 2013
12.
A stack of bricks inside an old shed would be the best gym in a one mile radius around Prospect Park.
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) July 9, 2013
11.
What sort of sociopath chooses to use aerosol deodorant in a gym locker room
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) January 19, 2014
10.
@johnjcook I'm wearing gym shorts.
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) July 16, 2013
9.
Dude at the gym doing curls, on a machine, and cheating on them: you went wrong in life. Same for dude tweeting about you
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) November 2, 2014
8.
I'm willing to die in an asteroid strike if it means every New York Sports Club will be wiped out.
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) February 26, 2014
7.
That '300' workout should be called the 250, throw up, fuck this workout.
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) October 19, 2012
6.
Attn NY Sports Club, motherfuckers are doing curls in the squat rack AND the bench press rack, pls call police
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) September 22, 2013
5.
Will someone please put weights in a room in Crown Heights and let me pay them to use them and not teach me any classes
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) July 9, 2013
4.
"New Year's Resolution Is Do More Cardio" People-flavored Haterade(TM) powers all my workouts this month.
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) January 4, 2014
3.
Dude doing curls in the squat rack ARE YOU REAL you come from the land of stereotypes.
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) March 22, 2012
2.
New York Sports Club is butt
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) September 3, 2013
1.
@caityweaver squats.
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) January 1, 2014
