Golden Girls Episodes, Ranked
Thirty years ago Sunday, The Golden Girls, a sitcom following four women in the “golden years” of their lives, premiered on NBC. In honor of its nearly three decades of reruns, I have ranked all its episodes below.
177. Blanche’s Little Girl (3.14)
176. From Here To The Pharmacy (7.11)
175. Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (Part 1) (6.24)
174. Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (Part 2) (6.35)
172. The President’s Coming! The President’s Coming! (Part 1) (5.25)
171. The President’s Coming! The President’s Coming! (Part 2) (5.26)
170. Golden Moments (Part 1) (3.18)
169. Golden Moments (Part 2) (3.19)
168. ‘Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas (2.11)
167. Mary Has a Little Lamb (5.13)
165. Dorothy’s Prized Pupil (2.21)
164. We’re Outta Here! (Part 1) (4.25)
163. We’re Outta Here! (Part 2) (4.26)
162. There Goes the Bride (Part 1) (6.16)
161. There Goes the Bride (Part 2) (6.17)
160. Guess Who’s Coming To The Wedding (1.2)
157. One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest (Part 1) (7.25)
156. One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest (Part 2) (7.26)
152. And Ma Makes Three (3.20)
151. The Custody Battle (1.12)
146. Even Grandmas Get The Blues (6.20)
145. Beauty and the Beast (7.3)
144. Rose’s Big Adventure (3.22)
143. Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas (5.12)
142. Fiddler on the Ropes (4.18)
141. Larceny and Old Lace (3.21)
139. Blanche and the Younger Man (1.9)
136. Love Under the Big Top (5.5)
134. Big Daddy’s Little Lady (2.6)
133. A Long Day’s Journey into Marinara (2.19)
131. Yes, We Have No Havanas (4.1)
129. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ... Before They Die (6.10)
127. The Impotence of Being Earnest (4.13)
124. The Stan Who Came to Dinner (2.13)
119. Twice in a Lifetime (5.20)
118. Bang the Drum, Stanley (4.5)
117. The Days and Nights of Sophia Pertrillo (4.2)
116. The Bloom is Off the Rose (6.13)
115. Clinton Avenue Memoirs (5.16)
114. Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket (4.8)
112. Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan (7.18)
106. A Visit From Little Sven (3.9)
104. Son-in-Law Dearest (2.23)
103. Mrs. George Devereaux (6.9)
101. Joust Between Friends (2.9)
98. The Monkey Show (Part 1) (7.8)
97. The Monkey Show (Part 2) (7.9)
93. The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present (5.23)
90. How Do You Solve A Problem Like Sophia? (6.8)
75. Home Again, Rose (Part 1) (7.23)
74. Home Again, Rose (Part 2) (7.24)
73. Questions and Answers (7.17)
71. Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom (5.17)
69. Diamond in the Rough (2.22)
67. A Midwinter Night’s Dream (7.20)
65. The Accurate Conception (5.3)
64. Rose: Portrait of a Woman (7.22)
63. Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy (6.5)
57. My Brother, My Father (3.17)
53. And Then There Was One (2.16)
48. An Illegitimate Concern (5.18)
47. You Gotta Have Hope (4.17)
43. Whose Face Is This, Anyway? (2.20)
40. What A Difference A Date Makes (6.22)
33. Ladies of the Evening (2.2)
29. Goodbye, Mr. Gordon (7.15)
27. Sophia’s Wedding (Part 1) (4.6)
26. Sophia’s Wedding (Part 2) (4.7)
22. The One That Got Away (4.3)
18. Sister of the Bride (6.14)
17. Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself (3.5)
16. Dorothy’s New Friend (3.15)
15. That’s For Me To Know (7.4)
14. Journey To The Center Of Attention (7.19)
8. ‘Til Death Do We Volley (4.19)
6. Sisters and Other Strangers (5.21)
5. It’s A Miserable Life (2.4)
4. Sick And Tired (Part 1) (5.1)
3. Sick And Tired (Part 2) (5.2)
2. Henny Penny, Straight, No Chaser (6.26)
1. The Case of the Libertine Belle (7.02)
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[Note: an earlier version of this text was published in 2014, reflecting the 29th anniversary of The Golden Girls.]