Michael Kors' Project Runway Zings, Ranked
The following zings are taken from the above compilation of Michael Kors' Project Runway zings. If you have your own favorite Michael Kors Project Runway zing please put it in the comments. We welcome all Michael Kors zings.
42. Stewardess
41. Pole dancer in Dubai
40. Jock strap pant
39. A loofah ruched up the front of it
38. That could be his drag name, "Origami Rose"
37. Real bitchy '80s, kind of like... Knots Landing
36. Metallic Hefty bag
35. Like, full, like, '80s, kind of Mugler "Addicted to Love"
34. MC Hammer
33. Toilet paper caught in a windstorm
32. An old diaper pushed in between her legs
31. Barmaid serving her hair
30. Bridesmaids under the sea
29. Feathered asses
28. Pooping fabric
27. Republic of Cocktail Land
26. The only possible accessory she could use with this is a wand
25. A legging that Friar Tuck would wear
24. Commes Des Garçons goes to the Amish country
23. Big bowl of sawdust
22. Pregnant witch
21. Sad chicken
20. Something a Teletubby would wear to a party
19. Voodoo princess in hell
18. Avocado goiter
17. Ugly Aztec cape
16. Victorian cocktail waitress in Las Vegas
15. Joan Crawford St. Paddy's Day party
14. Doris Day playing a postal worker
13. Tin Man Hershey Kiss garbage newspaper
12. Rigatoni Mad Max
11. A hooker or a grandmother
10. Oh my god
9. Disco soccer ball
8. Crazy disco turkey
7. Flinstone disco pouch
6. Reggae Jesus
5. Brady Bunch dashiki
4. Mexican serape gay flag
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2. Transvestie flamenco dancer at a funeral
1. [Gasps in horror]