Mein Kampf, the political bestseller and autobiographical manifesto of one history’s most deranged and murderous mustaches, has 849 reviews on Amazon.com. These are our favorites.

Now, whether these intrepid Amazon reviewers are attempting to distance themselves from the book, rationalize it, or sincerely want to extol its virtues, one factor remains constant: They will always, spectacularly fail. And we’re just glad to be able to watch.

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