Safety Schools, Ranked
A "safety school" is a euphemism for an institution of higher learning that's a backup for wealthy high school students who are too dumb to go to Harvard. Here they are, ranked:
22. Tufts
21. [Live at home, save some money, read miscellaneous interesting Reddit pages]
20. NYU
19. Connecticut College
18. Dartmouth
17. Skidmore
16. Occidental
15. Elon
14. Bates
13. Trinity
12. BU
11. Washington University in St. Louis
10. Hobart and William Smith
9. Boston College
8. Kenyon
7. College of Charleston
6. Johns Hopkins
5. St. Andrews (UK)
4. George Washington
3. Emory
2. Hamilton
1. Cornell
