What kind of a person is a corporation? What kind of a person ought it to be? Here is one philosophy. Add your own in the comments.

99. Terrorism.

Some states are important. Some states are not. Some states are memorable, and some are easily forgotten. Which states are the least memorable states of all? In order of forgettableness:

On Tuesday, former U.S. poet laureate and Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Charles Simic wrote on the New York Review of Books' web site about the pleasures of reliving his youthful experiences through the music and movies he could find on YouTube. When Gawker editor John Cook wrote to compliment him on the piece, Simic responded with the email reproduced (with YouTube links added) below. It is published with Simic's permission.

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1. Colt .45

1. Sustainably farmed regional tree purchased from non-profit organization's neighborhood lot employing ex-convicts and ex-addicts, with tree then placed in a street-facing window to contribute seasonal cheer and finally turned over for wood-chipping and distribution at playgrounds and community gardens.

21. Brianna Haynes, "Thank You"

1. Gravy

Thanksgiving is coming, blah blah blah. Let's cut the bullshit: it's pie week. Better choose wisely.

5. "The people on the bus go up and down."

4. "The driver on the bus says, 'Step back, please.'"

3. "The mommies on the bus say, 'I love you.'"

2. "The daddies on the bus say, 'I love you too.'"

1. "All day long."