Most ages are pretty good ages to be. But some ages are better than others.

What kind of a person is a corporation? What kind of a person ought it to be? Here is one philosophy. Add your own in the comments.

Slim Jims, ranked, by a dog.

1. Jerry Seinfeld

99. Terrorism.

Some states are important. Some states are not. Some states are memorable, and some are easily forgotten. Which states are the least memorable states of all? In order of forgettableness:

["Letter to Memphis"]

25. Ace Ventura

3. 2

Eight tracks, from albums released in 2013, that sound kinda like Fleetwood Mac, ranked.

On Tuesday, former U.S. poet laureate and Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Charles Simic wrote on the New York Review of Books' web site about the pleasures of reliving his youthful experiences through the music and movies he could find on YouTube. When Gawker editor John Cook wrote to compliment him on the piece, Simic responded with the email reproduced (with YouTube links added) below. It is published with Simic's permission.

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1. Colt .45

1. Sustainably farmed regional tree purchased from non-profit organization's neighborhood lot employing ex-convicts and ex-addicts, with tree then placed in a street-facing window to contribute seasonal cheer and finally turned over for wood-chipping and distribution at playgrounds and community gardens.

21. Brianna Haynes, "Thank You"

1. Gravy

(If a school has multiple 2014 Rhodes Scholars, the total number is identified in parentheses.)

Thanksgiving is coming, blah blah blah. Let's cut the bullshit: it's pie week. Better choose wisely.

1. Gaius Julius Caesar, Dictator of the Roman Republic, stabbed to death by Roman senators, 44 BC

5. "The people on the bus go up and down."

4. "The driver on the bus says, 'Step back, please.'"

3. "The mommies on the bus say, 'I love you.'"

2. "The daddies on the bus say, 'I love you too.'"

1. "All day long."